What every man wants for V-Day

You may have heard about Project Grizzly, a bear enthusiast's project (and subsequent film) to construct a suit that could withstand grizzly attacks for close-range interaction with the amazing animals. Well, Troy Hurtubise took his bear suit and made it into a full body armor suit capable of withstanding light explosives, elephant guns, and point-blank shotgun blasts. The specs are amazing and I can't even begin to start describing them so you'll just have to see for yourself. Oh, and they could be produced en masse for about 2 grand each.
Check out the Engadget article and links.

Well, Troy has spent his life savings on developing this revolutionary suit and no one will buy it. Say what now? Uhhh... don't we have people in Iraq... you know... worried about getting shot? Troy's about to go bankrupt and lose everything, but the good news is that this bad boy is now up on eBay. If you buy it you not only get the suit, but also the rights to manufacture it. So check it out and tell people. Ebay link below.
http://cgi.ebay.ca/The-Trojan-full-body-armor-designed-by-Troy-Hurtubise_W0QQitemZ190079888295QQihZ009QQcategoryZ25552QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem